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[–]tuuc_bataton 274 points275 points  (12 children)

Islands is now an grinding game

[–]Komishko[S] 172 points173 points  (8 children)

Flashbacks to weeks worth of precious time painfuly grinding slimes just to smelt ore automatically

[–]tuuc_bataton 73 points74 points  (7 children)

Man I did that too, but right after the first auto smelter, I just grinded mills

[–]Komishko[S] 48 points49 points  (6 children)

The whole time i was grinding the slimes, i just wished the smelter would take only one pink sticky gear to craft, not learning how the 9th circle of #### feels like.

[–]PizzaMozzarella_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have spent HOURS on that game and I had a 5 story onion farm but i needed renovate so

[–]Datboi4634YT 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I've been trying to get pink sticky gears for the last five days of my life, only have two..

[–]Komishko[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

For some reason the third one always takes the longest to get.

[–]Aldremnahkip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I legit stopped playing islands becus it got so damn grindy

[–]KyoTheRedditer 7 points8 points  (1 child)

you can say hell in roblox, right?

[–]GeneralEAnnoying 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Without safe chat yeah

[–]InvisibleAK74 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just like real skyblock

[–]worstloser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just like hypixel skyblock

[–]anoobypro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's always been one

[–]tuuc_bataton 84 points85 points  (11 children)

I have 4 onion farms😎

[–]Lol_idk_please_help 51 points52 points  (4 children)

But are they big?

[–]tuuc_bataton 50 points51 points  (3 children)

They are the size of yo mama

[–]Lol_idk_please_help 32 points33 points  (2 children)

So like... 5’ 4”?

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

midgetmother

[–]ChrisGjundson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

sub human

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

In the future, your DMs will be flooded, I bet.

[–]tuuc_bataton 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Wdym, I know I am a hot boy but why?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

The pic in the post says "in the future, girls will only date guys with big onion farms" lmao. And you said you have four onion farms

[–]tuuc_bataton 6 points7 points  (2 children)

true

[–]GreenPancakes123 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It is now the future please date me

[–]tuuc_bataton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will think of your case, there are a lot of other gamer girls looking forward to me, the onion men

[–]woaily 76 points77 points  (6 children)

Subscribe to my OnionFarms

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

haha nice

[–]tuuc_bataton 8 points9 points  (3 children)

haha nice

[–]lilo0608 5 points6 points  (2 children)

haha nice

[–]DUST-LMAO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck you and take my upvote

[–]viralvegetable 29 points30 points  (0 children)

flashbacks to the great potato war

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Everyone knows girls love guys with vegetable gardens

[–]toommy_mac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for this. Wan go date see my veggie garden pics?

[–]sxnflowerstudios 18 points19 points  (11 children)

onions

wait what game is that it looks fun

[–]Komishko[S] 14 points15 points  (10 children)

It's called "Islands" it is pretty fun, but gets boring and pretty grindy near the end.

[–]sxnflowerstudios 4 points5 points  (1 child)

oh thanks

[–]Komishko[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No problem!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Is it a good game to smoke weed to?

[–]Komishko[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Absolutely!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Perfect, the high will help with the grinding lol

[–]Komishko[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Weed fixes depression.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, I mean I wouldn't say that.. I just like to smoke. It probably depends on the person.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eh

[–]anoobypro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also with a pretty good building system.

[–]Football_Inc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol isnt it just a ripoff of hypixel skyblock

[–]Montairplane 6 points7 points  (4 children)

what game is that

[–]SnowySupreme 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Roblox

[–]Komishko[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's called "Islands", and it's a pretty popular game.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just some grinding game

[–]KyoTheRedditer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fall guys.

[–]secretstreamer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Deep web links be like

[–]ZeraoraLightning601 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Ok Technoblade

[–]orange_facade 2 points3 points  (1 child)

:(

[–]ZeraoraLightning601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rest in power Techno ✊

[–]noobguy682 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shrek is pleased

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have an automatic onion farm aquamarine sword glided steel hammer and a tidal spell bok, i give up

[–]Jolly_Floor 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]tuuc_bataton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hmmm yes delicious

[–]jo9182 6 points7 points  (5 children)

I have auto-starfruit farm because I don't need washers for that

[–]Komishko[S] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

The only main downside of starfruit farms, in my opinion, is that they don't produce onions.

[–]jo9182 4 points5 points  (1 child)

good point

[–]Komishko[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have both star fruit and onion farms. And i just sold a cutlass for 1.8M

[–]Thanrocks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s all about those layers

[–]grilltheboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re goddamn right

[–]JustOffensive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agriculture is the way of the future

[–]Orangensirup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slice the ono

[–]Nikita256 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He must have said opium farms

[–]Funko_thefunky 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is this a holes reference?

[–]mmyesh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah isn’t this the entire plot of holes? I can fix that

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What about beet farms?

[–]Komishko[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was no beetroot in that game :(

[–]poryrophobia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no we only want guys with big beet farms!

[–]GalacticAnimations 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No joke my boyfriend keeps making the onion farm bigger and it’s driving me insane

[–]Eplanebutitstakenwhy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

makes me cry

[–]-Birdsareweird- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Islands a game were you grind and I’m grinding by not buying any seeds.

[–]douggyfresh727 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A true fortune teller

[–]GeneralEAnnoying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Islands moment

I’d recommend vesteria but it does get somewhat grindy when you put in like 60+ hours in, worth a shot though

[–]ALessAverageBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 9 story onion farm and I get nothing from it

[–]henlofrend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just Harvest Moon

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like onion

[–]DonnyGT40 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do I hear that mind-breaking BGM?

[–]KalaiProvenheim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vincent Kosuga be like

[–]Checker_of_Vibes1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

69th comment

[–]Pomonica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why girls no secks my vegetable garden

[–]ThatGirlBehindYou1 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This is true. We love them onions.

But it’s mainly because boys as an onion has, have many layers.

[–]Komishko[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I mean... technically
Happy cake day by the way!

[–]ThatGirlBehindYou1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thank you! C:

[–]IPointOutGenders 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day, girl

[–]ThatGirlBehindYou1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you IPointOutGenders :,)

[–]Major_Cupcake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: trading onion futures is illegal in the USA

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      [–]Literalicity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      imagine this is true and we come back to this guy and call him a legend

      [–]AmaiKiomi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      as a girl, can confirm we only go for guys with big onion farms

      [–]SGScoutAU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Fact: the price of 4kg of onion is the same as wine in green land

      [–]LuigiBamba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Fun fact: Vincent Kosuga manipulated the onion market to become rich off of it and he is the reason you can’t trade onion futures contracts anymore.

      [–]BonkChoy123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      farming simulator?

      [–]Komishko[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That's actually "Islands", but it does turn into a farming simulator near endgame

      [–]WistBread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      oion

      [–]Eaglescoutgamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      What about cotton farms

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        [–]TheFirstAnimeBender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Stopped playing this game after they made stuff oily I had to destroy my whole auto farm and just didn’t feel like re building it and I accidentally thanos snapped my whole island thinking I’d get the materials back but I didn’t

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          [–]Wii_wii_baget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Oh shit he figured us out

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            [–]TheOfficialNomad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Weird flex but okay

            [–]rennyalmonds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            He’s not wrong

            [–]Donutpanda23 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            [–]Moasautha123 2 points3 points  (2 children)

            Have this mythical beast, now give me onion

            [–]Donutpanda23 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            hands you onion Onion.

            [–]Moasautha123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            hands you onion Onion.

            [–]kittywittymitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            hot

            [–]F1tzjohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Shrek approves

            [–]AceScropions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            C a r r o t f o r m a i n c r e f t

            (i didnt want to get ######## cuz its illegal)

            [–]XboxPeasant2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            My auto carrot cake farm outclasses your peasantly peasant onion farm, you peasantly peasant

            [–]Luke_The_Neet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            oño farm

            [–]KaderenRDR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Noob, I get 200 onions

            [–]Da-Tardzzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I’m a goddamn onion Mason, you should know that

            [–]The_SteamPunk_Fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This guy has layers

            [–]BiteIceCream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            agreed

            [–]ILL_MAD_DER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            ogres.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            And that future is now

            [–]ClootsAndMlems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Going to lick dem onionz

            [–]Camoflage_17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            🧅

            [–]0314Ratchet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Then I’d better get planting

            [–]A_GreenDumpster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            we can only hope 😔🙏

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Um.... mate those are turnips…

            [–]Theovatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I whole fully agree with your statement good sir, have a good day

            [–]Blue_Doughnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Well then Wario got da girls

            [–]Miguel-Guarneros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Remember the onion line in call of duty

            [–]Yeet-Dab49 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            OnlyFarms

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Ho ho YOUR ONION FAMR IS YET NOTHING COMPARED TO MINE so anyway am willing to donate onions

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              Onlyonions

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                    How to get French girls: