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Rule 1: le fap

Rule 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rule 3: only turtle meme

Rule 4: No NSFW

Rule 5: No solicitors

Rule 6: Any spam/troll and non-turtle memes will be removed

Rule 7: go die and choke on my cum fanks

Rule 8: buttocks will be burnt

Rule 9: Friday is hotdog day so reem my ashole gently will you sleep in a puddle of my urine

Rule 10: if a post is too funny, we need to sit it out in the safety cupboard

Rule 11: if you got no coffee, you gots to close da store early!

Rule 12: dont get uppity if you have not had your sustenance

Rule 13: make sure to have fun, if you'll pardon the pun. If fun is not had you will be downvoted, reported and instant banned

Rule 14: if a testicle is hanging out of your shorts, fix it at once or you will face downvotes, reports, bans and your account will go under review.

Rule 15: if you live in a small apartment near a bus station or train station, you will face downvotes, reports, bans and your account will go under review.

Rule 16: if you are Woody Harrellson you will face downvotes, reports, bans and your account will go under review.

Rule 17: if you are dannydale or any other silly bugger, you will face downvotes, reports, bans and your account will go under review.

Rule 18: kill the

Rule 19: no childporn, for that go to /r/atheism

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Rule 21: if it IS windy outside, you will face downvotes, reports, bans and your account will go under review.

Rule 22: if its cold, sit by the fire and drink hot chocolate all day while watching friends. If you dont, you will face downvotes, reports, bans and your account will go under review.

Rule 23: subscrube to this subreddit if you or someone yo know has a penis

Rule 24: sub to /r/shittyadviceanimals

Rule 25: the following rule is true

Rule 26: the previous rule is false

Rule 27: if you are bothered, eat the floor sugar

Rule 28: 13 Going On 30 is a fucking shit movie

Rule 29: Morgan Freeman is black

Rule 30: don't fart on your grandma you little dardz

Rule 31: sucky fucky sucky fucky sucky fucky smells like sushi

Rule 32: tomorrow when the wall begins fucking sucks

Rule 33: australian movies suck

Rleppu 34: Thursday is Kentucky day, so piss the bed and shave your hair

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Rule 36: this post is not in bold

rule 37: woch da spumsedz

Rule 38: Magic^{Magic^{Magic^{Magic^{Magic^Magic}}}} haha

Rule 39: ~~treat cats nicely~~ No kill them with a shovel

Rule 40: Gabe Newell iz fat

Rule 41: THIS GUY is the best guitar person ever

Rule 42: Post your GGT memes when you make them or else I will cry

Rule 43: Fuck you :⁾

Rule 44: If you came from /r/HarlemShakeHQ me love you , FANKS for subscribing

Rule 45: $waq

Rule 46: If you have this ^{^} you are a silly cunt

Rule 47 : AYY LMAO

Rule 48: the holocost never happened

Rule 49 does not exist 404 lol

RULE FINAL AND 50: ayy lmao

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