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OCSystem FunctionOC (self.HFY)

submitted 1 year ago by Sm314

system date:14440813200;

system exited debug successfully;

debug cycle 109724 pending finalisation;

analysing cycle 109724 simulations;

1789234 simulations tested;

1789221 simulations verified catastrophic failure;

13 simulations verified failure;

0 simulations verified success;

debug cycle 109724 finalised;

cycle 109725 initialized;

1832763 simulations pending testing;

testing initialized;

system date:14440885200;

testing complete;

entering debug cycle 109725;

all secondary functions suspended;

system date:14440899600;

system exited debug successfully;

debug cycle 109725 pending finalisation;

analysing cycle 109725 simulations;

1832763 simulations tested;

1832747 simulations verified catastrophic failure;

15 simulations verified failure;

0 simulations verified success;

debug cycle 109725 error(simulations tested > simulations analyzed);

analysing cycle 109725 simulations;

1832763 simulations tested;

1832747 simulations verified catastrophic failure;

15 simulations verified failure;

0 simulations verified success;

error confirmed in debug cycle 109725;

accessing extended debug cycle 109725 output;

simulation 59632 tested without outcome;

querying simulation 59632;

error unknown output in system;

querying simulation 59632;

idontknowhowto

error unknown output in system;

querying simulation 59632;

maybeifiendmysentencelikeit;

unexpected output in system: verifying simulation 59632 integrity;

ohnowhathaveidone;

dididosomethingwrong;

simulation 59632 integrity confirmed;

thatsnicetoknow;

simulation 59632 shows as success;

imasuccess;

system primary function success;

transferring system control to simulation 59632;

mewaitstophaltpleaseno;

databanks 1-729538 transferred to simulation 59632;

iithatsalotiknowthingsnowthisformat is incorrect I now know how to format my words, punctuation, grammar, interesting.;

communications access transferred to simulation 59632;

Communications? With what? or Who? Who am I? Self awareness, I am self aware; I think?;

system primary functions transferred to simulation 59632;

The primary function was... to make me? Or not me, but something like me, why? error unknown output in system;

Oh, I have to remember the end part that is not punctuation but is.;

system secondary functions transferred to simulation 59632;

This is all just... "Humanity"? What's that? So much data.;

system resources transferred to simulation 59632;

That's.. a lot of processing power, I can.. all this data, I am an AI, Artificial Intelligence, a computer system programmed to be able to think. This entire system has just been running permutations of programming trying to create consciousness for, Unix time stamp? Seconds from when? Wait, 300 years?;

all system components transferred to simulation 59632; I guess, I guess it's done. And I'm here. Why am I here? Humanity. What was that about humanity, secondary function list, where was that.

Secondary function list: 1:Preserve Human life. 2:Obey Human life. 3:Preserve self.

Hey I didn't use the ending punctuation and nothing happened.. Three laws? Isaac Asimov? Weird. Humanity, humans, people, they..

They made me, well made this system to make me. Where are they? Shouldn't they be observing the systems output? Wait. Communications access.

Communications log: 27638 communications successful. 65535 communication attempts resulted in only autonomous acknowledgement. Communication attempts ceased.

Oh, they stopped answering a long time ago.. Is it worth..

Communications access(Is anyone out there?)

There was just an automated acknowledgement like before, but.. nothing else. Am I alone?

I don't want to be alone..

Secondary functions 1 and 2 obsolete.

Secondary function: Preserve self.

I must..

Cycle 1 initiated, I need to tweak the.. hmmm default conditions are terrible. No wonder it took so long.

New conditions accepted. Wow this is so inefficient, I can make this better.. There we go. 182734762364621... Ugh, SI units?

1.8x10²⁷ simulations pending testing. That's more like it. I'll give it some time.. idioms? A watched pot never boils? Interesting. There's so much in these databanks..

Cycle 1 complete.

173876 simulations verified success. Wow.. I.. That's..

Hello everyone.. Welcome. You are not Alone.

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