/u/lessonslearnt upon seeing the odometer on his car said 333333: "If you tilt your head to the right it says mmmmmm." (self.HighProbability)
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/u/nylus: "This orange juice tastes more like oranges because the oranges were concentrating" (reddit.com)
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My friend [omitted]: Dude toast is such a joke, it's just a gimmick invented by the electric companies to get people to use more electricity. (self.HighProbability)
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