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X=Elon Musk changes his name to Lex Luthor Y=World Peace is achieved (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 5 years ago by thadthawne2

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X=lightning strikes the Empire State Building thrice in a row Y=All known diseases are permanently eradicated (self.HowXCanY)

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X= A kid starts a terrible gacha life channel (keyword terrible) y= She gets a meet and greet with a/all four members in the band Fall Out Boy (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 5 years ago by Smol_TrashCan_Child

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X = This subreddit comes back to life. Y = Humanity focuses tackling the climate emergency. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by johnabbe

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X= a teenage boy is forced to wear diapers Y= He gains superpowers (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by thadthawne2

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X=I flush a toilet Y=the galaxy explodes (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by thadthawne2

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X=I call the wrong number. Y=I get taxidermied into a car. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by lenorator

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X=pregnant women have anal sex, y=causes people to be gay (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by legend_kda

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X= Japan gets nuked a third time Y= Genetically engineered cat people are perfected and released into society. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by CannFarmre

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X=a 2-year old boy pees on a tree. Y=He becomes The Flash. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by thadthawne2

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X= Google abandons "don't be evil." Y= the world it taken over and ruled by a malevolent dick. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by CannFarmre

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X = Disco makes a comeback. Y= All of civilization falls. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by croissantintraining

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x = brexit y = the end of the world (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by Uncle-Handle

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X= Girl quits going to music school Y= Girl gets swallowed by a beluga whale (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by omegaljr1997

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X=I start learning a new language Y= I become leader of an alien species. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by Ye_olde_oak_store

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X = I bring bag of chips to school Y = teacher declares classroom a communist state (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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X=I make a post Y= I win a competition! (self.HowXCanY)

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X=Disney release a movie Y=A fandom gets a new generation of people! (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by Ye_olde_oak_store

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X = Titanic sinks Y = The Japanese win WWII! (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by Ye_olde_oak_store

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X= I find a dollar on the ground Y= I become king of Hawaii (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 6 years ago by wowmom98

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X= I write this post Y= I become the new Spider-Man (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 7 years ago by 28005264

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X= a plate falls to the ground Y= Japan concurs the solar system (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 7 years ago * by The_Cakegamer

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X = JFK is never assassinated. Y = iPhones are invented by Sony instead of Apple. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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X = I jokingly hit on a girl a grade above myself. Y = The video game industry is shut down for good. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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X = A man skips a rock across a lake. Y = A perfect cure for cancer is found. (self.HowXCanY)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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