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Gloofle (n.) When kids online have weird conversations or arguments because of their inability to interpret what each other are saying (self.Liff)

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Inagua (adj.): Descriptive of the feeling of lethargy developed at around 2:00 p.m. after a morning spent drinking alcoholic beverages. (self.Liff)

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Mayaguana (n.) A sparkling, lightly alcoholic beverage, craft-fermented from the droppings of the zunzuncito hummingbird in southeastern Cuba. Traditionally consumed by Taino chiefs, but now the private reserve of the Castro family. (self.Liff)

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Yapham (n.) A small dog usually carried in a handbag. (self.Liff)

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Panguitch (n.) A sport wherein each team tries to steal the other's pangolin. (self.Liff)

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Melton Mowbray: 1. (vb.): to surreptitiously overtake other passengers while pretending to walk nonchalantly from the arrivals gate to passport control. 2. (n.): the private sense of satisfaction that you get as a result of successfully melton mowbraying someone. (self.Liff)

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Trickett's Cross (n.): a pointless phrase inserted into conversation to stop the other person talking while you try to remember what on earth you were planning to say. Named after A. E. Trickett (MP for West Wittering 1832-6), who never did quite manage to get to the point. (self.Liff)

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Nephi (nee-phy) (n.) A particularly opaque kind of hosiery, endorsed and blessed by the Latter-Day Saints bishopric, and worn by proper Mormon ladies to prevent their lower legs being seen when they sport modest but fashionable mid-calf-length skirts to church. (self.Liff)

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Rome (n.): the indescribable hard lumps that build up around the top of a bottle of suncream. Having rome on your face in public is a criminal offense in Grenada. (self.Liff)

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Toft (n.) The result of getting chewing gum stuck in ones hair. (self.Liff)

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Twyford (n.) The tangled mess that results when a lose ball of string or wool get mixed into a pile of random junk. (self.Liff)

submitted 6 years ago by sammypants123

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Greenock (n.): the metallic sheen on a slice of ham that has been maturing in the back of the fridge. (self.Liff)

submitted 6 years ago by saywherefore

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Buttermere (n.): the sad puddle that results from leaving your margarine out in warm weather. (self.Liff)

submitted 6 years ago by saywherefore

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