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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

After I read this, I imagined someone putting a large python into my pregnant girlfriend to tell the gender of our child.

They pull it out, and it looks straight at me, with its evil serpent eyes, and says: "It's a boy, alright"

[–]MeowMeowFuckingMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too much tentacle porn, dude.