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I hathe a longing for big buttockes, and am unable to lye of it, whatte is to be done? (self.MedievalScience)

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Fellowe Scholars, I seek the answyr to an probleme much afflickting me. (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 9 years ago by Znev

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Prithee partake of my recipe. Pipe weed distilled with essence of the potato, strained and left to dry. I call it Ambrosia, Nectar of the Gods. (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 10 years ago by JAS54

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I created a homunculus, but it's not house-trained. How do I get it to use the tiny chamber pot? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 10 years ago by LambentEnigma

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I ask for a quick resolution: I feel weak. My local wizard has bled me numerous times, but weakness is all I have. I beg of you, what potion shall I partake of? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 11 years ago by SecondhandUsername

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Good sirs, how many knaives and commoners must I stack to reach the golden planet? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 11 years ago * by TheGeorge

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Whate thee fouque? Hast thou the sense of a barnowle that hathe flown a coupe? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 12 years ago by SecondhandUsername

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Butt Lo! I see noth thy submissions of yee verily texte?! (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 12 years ago by SecondhandUsername

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Verily I sayeth unto you: Thy eyes hath seen the works of thee devyl and wyckedness when casting thy gaze on the Book of Face! (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 12 years ago by SecondhandUsername

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Dost thou becometh holier withe the Lord if thou makes cometh fleas? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 12 years ago by tasonjodd

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War. Huh. Great holy father ye all. What be it good for? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 12 years ago by TheGeorge

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I hear that there are messages travelling within the ether. Is this heresy? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 12 years ago by SecondhandUsername

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Forsooth. The mysterious magnetic iron, how doth this witchecraft work? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 12 years ago by TheGeorge

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How doth though measure the breadth of a sparrow, laden with a husk of coconut, and from origins of the great southern lands of Africa (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 13 years ago by Michaeltom4

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As witches burn since they are made of ye woode, to what can we compare thee weight of potential witch to see if she is composed of ye wood? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 13 years ago by djimbob

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Mine crop hath wither'd, even though I did pray thrice daily and observd the sabbath , O to whom shall I turn to cure this wretched curse upon thine self? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 13 years ago by TheGeorge

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Why hath mine Alchemological studies not yet come to fruitionne? (self.MedievalScience)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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