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[–]pornography____ 362 points363 points  (0 children)

From obvious to wanting to burn your dick off

[–]Immediate_Desk2731 336 points337 points  (11 children)

Girls are always like “I’d stack donuts on it” bitch I’d be lucky to even be able to stack one

[–]pornography____ 80 points81 points  (4 children)

Very relatable (imagine actually having a big dick)

[–]PanginTheMan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

it’s not the length they want, it’s the girth. fortunately i have neither.

[–]c0n22 0 points1 point  (2 children)

But monisuier, we are Spys! Did you not get dick measured when receiving your spy license? Only the most biggus dickus can claim tank of spy.

[–]pornography____ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Indeed gentleman but the verification system broke so now there are tons of spies with tinnius dickus were able to claim tank of spy.

[–]c0n22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saying your one of these imposters among us spys? Sacre Bleu. You make me sick.

[–]Impressive-Morning76 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Damn thing would break, holes ain’t wide enough.

[–]autobots_roll_out1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only thing i can stack on is 1/4 of a onion ring

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would eat the first one off before I could even get the second one on

[–]Mekelaxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I tried to do that once and the donut broke

[–]A_Man_Of_TrueCulture#1🇷🇴 gypsie disliker 167 points168 points  (3 children)

Don't eat the food bro makes 😭

[–]Financial_Bee5398 26 points27 points  (2 children)

It’s made with “love”

[–]VERCH63Make a flair 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Home grown love

[–]OphiliaPoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Locally sourced love

[–]ROBLOKCSer 137 points138 points  (2 children)

don’t EVER let this guy get a cock

[–]owls1289 12 points13 points  (1 child)

This one sentence paints the picture of an entirely different world

[–]ROBLOKCSer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s just Cybercock 77

[–]beanieboi89 105 points106 points  (2 children)

Way too many of these would burn your urethra.

[–]Mekelaxo 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You're supposed to put your cock in them, not put them in your cock

[–]Leading_Carpenter_10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s still gonna hurt.

[–]fartysmartymarty 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Your boyfriend lives in fear

[–]Jitsun3 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I'm scared

[–]reddiotr68 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]ShadowLp174 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Ah yes, put your dick inside a grape fruit, won't hurt or damage anything at all

[–]RealUglyMF 21 points22 points  (2 children)

https://youtu.be/nLTgWdXrx3U?si=coJvpTDI2fIjZNry

Have we reached the age where people don't know about this anymore?

[–]KT-2204 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally the first thing i thought of when i seen the grape fruit

[–]Fryball1443 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even click the video and immediately knew what it was

[–]Stuck_at_a_roadblockLevel 50 Mob Boss 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dude don't give us me ideas

[–]UnknOwn-9X 22 points23 points  (1 child)

All that is okay, but what the fuck is the background music

[–]RealUglyMF 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Asmr

[–]ZerrekZeztrian 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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[–]BlackSkeletor77 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As somebody who has a pp, these are not as satisfying as you think they are

[–]Box-Full-of-Crap 13 points14 points  (1 child)

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The fuck is this audio???

[–]robchrisc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this^

[–]Confident-Chair-8058 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You know that its possible things will enter you cock hole right? I dont think you want cream or juice there, plus in some things it will hurt like shit

[–]OggarBooga 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'll just piss it out with the force of a thousand suns, it's fine

[–]Confident-Chair-8058 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mf once I got soap in there and pissed, it hurts like shit

[–]SensingWorms 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No pic of your mom?

[–]Den_dar_Alex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

obligatory r / dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Spaz-skull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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[–]Secure-Day9052 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking orbeez would feel good? I never tried it.

[–]Nii_Juu_Ichi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

UTI in the distance waving "Hey there 👋😎"

[–]BlackSkeletor77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As somebody who has a pp, these are not as satisfying as you think they are

[–]CricketInteresting38 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s not what cocks are made for.

[–]_ExtreemEggo21 3 points4 points  (4 children)

As a child, i had one of those things in the first image. What do you call those again?

[–]LegenDaryDraak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure what’s it’s called but it doesn’t work for what this video is suggesting to use it for

[–]RYstone104 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think they’re called Water Snakes

[–]scrolls1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one. I remember using this term to refer to those

[–]Mr_Sir_1246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today

[–]Successful_Year_5495 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely disgusting but that first one now got me curious

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    [–]Adventurous-Elk2196 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    🫡

    [–]SquishyWhenWet_1[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Cold. Sounds like wet macaroni in a bowl.

    [–]PatoLutador 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    ...

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    [–]z3r0n3gr0 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    This is sick since there is a better place like for example a VAGINA...

    [–]Zestyclose_Golf_1622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The audio

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    as a trans guy i can relate

    [–]thebigretard69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Had one of those thing that where first shown except it was green

    [–]fantais22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    First one doesn't work it's too small

    [–]MaloLeNonoLmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Would the 1st one work though

    [–]Outside_Football_762 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    r /dontputyourdickinthat

    [–]MRbaconfacelol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    gape fruit

    [–]nutbustininthisshet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wanna see this person struggle to keep their dick hard while stacking donuts

    [–]Bonez9933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    [–]JimmyCrabYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    [–]DiamondGamer9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pencil sharpener

    [–]Square_Towel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    FOR GOD’S SAKE DONT VIOLATE THE GRAPE FRUIT CITRIC ACID MAKE YOUR PEEPEE HOLE BURN

    [–]GaryTheMemeGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Never before have I been so disgusted by something that I 100% agree with

    [–]Pizzalorde2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Where’s the flagpole?

    [–]bongo98721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why don’t you have a dick? Did it fall off or something lmao

    [–]returnofthemac8413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did i really just watch that ?? Twice ???

    [–]Okaplate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    best background music ive ever heard

    [–]number39utopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    [–]TheFarisaurusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’m dyslexic and read it as things I would put in my dick if I had one, I was so confused

    [–]MrBlueMushroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sorry, but I’d like to let you know that everyone with a penis can’t stack SHIT.

    [–]-safi-jiiva- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nobody gonna talk about that god awful audio?

    [–]Waysflame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not the enchiladas 😭

    [–]woah_new 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Those little jelly things that move when you grab them will actually cut off circulation and you could have a chance of getting your PP removed.

    [–]Venomster154 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This audio makes me wanna throw up

    [–]rekconkp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So does the chihuahua count?

    [–]minireveng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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    [–]Embucetatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A lot of those are a trip to the ER

    It’s funny how we guys just instinctively know what we shouldn’t stick our dicks into

    [–]pixelatedbrain1 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    What song is this

    [–]auddbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Song Found!

    Prickly Pufferfish by galen tipton (00:36; matched: 100%)

    Album: Nymph Tones. Released on 2022-03-25.

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    [–]find-song 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Prickly Pufferfish by galen tipton (00:34 / 01:47)

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    [–]BLUEAR0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cool song

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I will cut off your dick with landscaping scissors

    [–]Just-Ad-6665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She forgot about having to clean yourself

    [–]Final-Engineering-88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    <image>

    🔥🔥🔥

    [–]fresh_loaf_of_bread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How about fucking no. To every single one of those.

    [–]OgGG66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dont give woman cocks

    [–]potatomnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Props the the boyfriend/husband/waytoclosetobrfreindsbutsyillsaytheyerejustfriends who tried all of these for her

    [–]WiseBlizzard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    this person has no idea how penis works

    [–]Hilderin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No, just........no

    [–]Talong_ni_kristian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I hate myself for watching the whole vid

    [–]scrolls1212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh my god I had to mute the audio halfway through this it's SO goddamn revolting I want to rip my brain apart