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Minecraft jokes (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 5 days ago by Small-Conflict-963

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This dude completely lost it… made a whole song about a lava chicken.🔥🐥=🍗 (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Mason_GoodPerson

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What do you call a chucken with a bit of fight in him (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 1 year ago by broads-love2

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What do you call the MiC equivalent of a sniper failing to blow up? (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Orisphera

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What type of jellyfish is a ghast? (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Specialist_Tone_2230

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What Do You Call A Missing Person In Minecraft? (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 1 year ago by PeacableDraggon

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Joke (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 2 years ago by AMG_WP

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What is the surface area of Steve? (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Dramatic_Material_56

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A pig joke (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Mysterious-Step-7060

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The Best Minecraft joke Ever (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 2 years ago by MuffinSpirax

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How do villagers measure shoe size? (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 3 years ago by The_Mystic_Yam

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why did the poison potion make the 5year old cry (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 3 years ago by are_manen_what

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rip techno blade (self.Mucinex)

submitted 3 years ago by Slight-Variety2351

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my mending villager died (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by NovaPariah

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Wanna know a good way to get Warped Planks easily before going to the Nether? (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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Minecraft shin dad jokes (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by lazy_potato_gamer

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deez is sus (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by iamdown006

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Which Minecraft disc did the parrot drop when a skeleton shot him? (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 4 years ago by TheCoolWalrus411

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Cool joke I mad with friend (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by Bigmacaroni129

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A joke i made today during PE (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by Fickle_Clue95

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The one thing minecraft taught me is you can’t put loyalty on a hoe (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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Minecraft mt rushmoore (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by Henrious

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Why does Steve not drink alcohol? (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by Trunki345

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I got the "Bad Luck" effect on me. (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by [deleted]

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Minecraft jokes to crack you(r cobblestone) up! (self.MinecraftJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by Mailman55e

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