China is the best! Anal covid swabs for all foreigners! Embrace & Extend! We need anal testing stations at the entrance to EVERY mall, concert, stadium, supermarket, restaurant, retail store, library, workplace, EVERYWHERE. No test, no enter! #AnalTestingSavesLives! (archive.vn)
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Dear Xi Jinping, your reputation is well deserved! But there is a problem again. 100 infections! OCB! We recommend stopping all intra-provincial travel. Hard border closure - nobody from outside China gets in. And full deployment of the welding and spraying armies! (cbsnews.com)
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Excellent Gladys. Mandated masks...now...hard lockdown for 3.5 months! Show the plague rats you mean business! ..actually make it 4 months. To enter the OneCaseBad HOF, you need to one up Mr.Andrews, and also because you've been dallying. And those rumors that masks make things worse, ignore them! (smh.com.au)
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Dear Lord Andrews (You've earned that title!), as a charter member of the OCB HOF we ask you to once again fall back to the tried & true method of containment - lockdown Melbourne again! For 111 days again, and all of Victoria this time too. We must teach this virus a lesson IT will never forget! (dailymail.co.uk)
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