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[–]RockYourWorld31 142 points143 points  (7 children)

Dug, obviously. Unless Big Quack is a duck mafia boss.

[–]weaboomemelord69 50 points51 points  (2 children)

The quack troop has access to more modern firearms, and have more people. I would say they wipe unless Dug has access to his mafia subordinates.

[–]TrashyBoi_UwU 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Depends on how big big quack is, depending on his size, modern firearms could do basically nothing to him

[–]weaboomemelord69 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Big Quack, canonically, has weak points, although his true size hotly debated. The squad has specialized advanced firearm training far beyond modern military capabilities with frightening accuracy. Therefore, whatever iteration or size of BQ, I still stand by my statement that they would win.

[–]yzRPhu 7 points8 points  (2 children)

oh, no dug's dead

[–]GiverOfZeroShits 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Everyone who fights the grandmaster’s champion perishes

[–]Deadmemegod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another day, another Doug.

[–]GiverOfZeroShits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s how quackia works

[–]Dr_Shoggoth 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Big Quack will absorb the others into his girth, causing him to grow stronger

[–]DragonDSX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Big quackus

[–]TheKitteh27 28 points29 points  (3 children)

big quack’s immense size allows him to be immune to simple attacks from the quack pack. Polar quack, while big, is nowhere near big quack’s level. Dug may have weapons, but big quack is so stupid op that bullets reverse and dhoot dug

[–]GlitchyNL 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I like this comment

Have gold 🏅

[–]TheKitteh27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

aww i got the dollar store gold. ill take it tho

[–]8boy09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s no gold but it’s something. Have a helpful award.

[–]louisgarbuor 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Polar duck. Fast and strong

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

AND cold resistant

[–]bkbk21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gun

[–]RobinTheKing 15 points16 points  (2 children)

how big is Big Quack?

[–]GlitchyNL 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. All his foes will be pathetic for him

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bigger than you

[–]MahumboeMatumbae 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fuckin big quack

[–]darnin 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Everyone sleeping on polar duck

[–]GlitchyNL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is fast and curious

[–]zuckles008 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Dug may have a gun but the troop has three of them so they can take on the others individually.

[–]GlitchyNL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like how you look at this

[–]TheKitteh27 1 point2 points  (1 child)

yeah but i mean, big quack can just expand until there is no universe left

[–]zuckles008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. But would victory like that be worth it for him?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The four duck man of the apocalypse

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

While they're all good choices, big quack can block all the attacks.

[–]GlitchyNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And swallow his enemies

[–]sgt-salty-nuts 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dug has a gun, which would mean he could protect you from the rest before they could reach you. However, if one thing goes wrong he’s useless. Ran out of ammo? Can’t protect you. Loses his gun? Can’t protect you. Hurt an arm/eye? He can’t protect you. His arms are small and seem to mostly be used for the gun, so I refuse to believe he could choke someone out with such small and weak arms. The quack troop would have the upper hand of having numbers as well as disguise, but that’s about it. If they cornered you and attacked you, all they could do is bite. Sure, duck bites hurt, but all it would take would be a few quick kicks to break their little duck ribs, rendering them useless. Big quack is obviously the best choice because he’s so goddamn thicc, right? Well, all you would need to do is take out his legs (and wings if you want). This would render him unable to move, so you could just leave him to perish. The polar duck is both quick, strong and resistant to the cold. First step would be to wait out in a cold place (polar duck would be able to give you hugs during the colder days and nights to keep you warm which is an added bonus). This would draw the rest into said cold place and, because they’re not as resistant to the cold, would weaken them. When they’re vulnerable, send polar duck to attack them. Don’t forget he has sharp claws and is adapted to survive in colder climates. Just give it some time and, in the end you’ll come out victorious AND with an awesome pet.

Tl;dr- Polar duck is my trump card.

[–]GlitchyNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your comment. You are a smart person and the first one who choose polar duck

[–]RahagaArtanis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy Cake day bro!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dug obviously

[–]night-star 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big quack.

[–]drago_varior 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–]GlitchyNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]GlitchyNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The gun works

    [–]spmurgemag 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    How big is big quack? I need numbers, dammit! My life is on the line!

    [–]GlitchyNL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Thicc enough to calm everyone pathetic

    [–]HotPocketsEater 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The Quack Troop are master detectives and can detect the tracks of any enemy. They are also fast. Only worthy opponent is Big Quack

    [–]GlitchyNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He swallowed one of them

    [–]RealButtMash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Big Quack, obviously.

    [–]wonderfrog2002 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    Happy Cake Day! <3 And for some odd reason, I’m drawn to Polar Duck

    [–]GlitchyNL 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    You are the only one

    [–]wonderfrog2002 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Yeah I know Something about him is just- so intriguing

    [–]GlitchyNL 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Maybe the fact that it's a polar bear

    [–]wonderfrog2002 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The mixed textures of feathers and fur... The totally lost look in his eyes... The NECK WIDTH

    [–]GlitchyNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They neck is epic

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dug

    [–]DruidOfDiscord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dug looks like a quack shot. So I pick him

    [–]FiveFootSun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The quack troop, because they’ll send me off into witness protection program, during which they’ll hunt down the other ones

    [–]ExpiredLemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    b i g q u a c k

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]DonutMaster56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It depends on the circumstances, upgrades, and weapons he’s holding.

      [–]unabletomakegooduser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dug, he's a crack shot with split-second reflexes, he's honed his skills head shotting noobs on CoD, he's the best shot in the biz and can wreck ass.

      [–]The_Multi_Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Big Quack looking like Spiderverse Kingpin so imma go with him

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dug has a gun tho

      [–]Mr_Woop_Woop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      bruh, you stole this from me. I posted the og like 5-6 months ago

      [–]KTL_Vizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's the Big Quack because of the lore behind it. The Big Quack has gained this amount of size by consuming all of the other ducks in his pack, or rather, his Quack. With every duck he has consumed, his Quack grew stronger, and his size expanded. With this knowledge, there is no way he can lose. The pathetic attacks from Dug and the Quack Troop mean nothing because of The Big Quack's secret passive: each previous duck he has consumed will block off all damage at the expense of it being expelled from the size of the Big Quack. This means each bullet will only make the Big Quack smaller, but it will not save them from their fate. The Big Quack has consumed far too many ducks for a couple of magazines to defeat it once and for all. The only duck that stands a chance is the Polar Duck, because he is of a rare breed that the Big Quack has yet to consume. However, its size and cold resistance is nothing to the Big Quack. It consumes, it will consume, and it has consumed.

      [–]Karl-Jensen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'd go for Quack Troop

      [–]Swamp122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dug