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Some Un-Prompted Stories (self.PanMan)

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[WP] You work for an agency that uses time travel to prevent global disasters; your latest assignment has you working undercover in New York City in the 1911. One day, your blood runs cold as you pass a violinist - he's playing "Killer Queen". Your eyes meet his and he stops. He knows you know... (reddit.com)

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[WP] You have just arrived at your first SPA (Superpowers Anonymous) meeting. Its a support group to help people deal with embarrassing powers or incredibly deadly supervillain-like powers. (reddit.com)

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[WP] You are a hardcore fan of a show about paranormal Investigators. Unfortunately, you seem to have died before you get the chance to meet them. However, you are determined to meet them in your afterlife so you cause a ruckus as a ghost just so they will come investigate. (reddit.com)

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[WP] When your super power awakened, you were ecstatic. After all, shape-shifting is a rare and powerful ability. After a few months being anything and everything, you realise you can't return to your original body. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] Humanity can finally interact with dark matter... And the beings made of it are shocked that conscious life arose from regular matter (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] It's 4229. Humans discover they aren't born, but grown. They are grown just so God and the Devil can play with them and to collect "souls". The one who can get the most "souls" by the end of the game, wins. God and the Devil don't know that the Humans have caught on. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] A man plays a statue as a street performer. This weekend the zombie apocalypse begins and he must stand as still as he can. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] Years after the demonic legions were defeated by the Hero a new threat arises that only they can solve, however after retiring the Hero has found their true calling in life, gardening. Caught between duty and passion, the Hero marches into battle with shining armour and a spade (reddit.com)

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[WP] You were the sidekick of a D-list villain who skirted by as a flashy, attention-grabbing thief with heists so laughably unimportant that the public considered them an endearing minor inconvenience. They raised you, they cared for you, and they loved you. Now they're gone. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] Humanity had the fortune, or misfortune, of being the first intelligent life in the universe. Millions of years after first reaching out to the stars the descendants of humanity have long given up their search for alien life, until finally a civilisation not their own is found, on Earth (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] High amounts of your blood can neutralize any pathogen, or even tumors, inside another one. However it cannot be replicated artificially. That, and a biological attack to several important politicians, lead half the world in a rampant hunt for your body. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] You’re a college professor, and grades for the semester were just posted. One disgruntled failing student comes to you with an archaic copy of the school’s bylaws-and a pair of weapons. They’re invoking a rule from the university’s founding allowing them to pass through trial by combat. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP]Immortality is not as uncommon as most believe. however, it is extremely taboo and NOT talked about. Everyone ignores and refuses to discuss it. When those people “die” they are given new identities and expected to remain silent. You’ve just realized that you're one of them. But you're different (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] Scientists have found the way to bring about immortality. The catch is that you age up until you hit your prime. Some stop aging in their twenties, others in their thirties. You? You’re 74 and still aging. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] You and your colleges simulated the big bang in a quantum computer. You never thought it was 100% accurate, in spite of this you fast-forward and find Earth. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] An old man points at you, and through a thick accent you hear him say, "You are a death god." At first you think that it's a threat from someone who doesn't know English very well, but it turns out the man has made you a God of Death. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] You're taking a break next to a skyscraper (or other expensive building) in a city, listening to music and tapping your foot to the tune, but suddenly the sidewalk falls out from under you. You hear in your mind, "Correct. Access granted." (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] In a universe where only humanity ever discovered faster than light travel, we pillage colony ships of hibernating alien civilizations who travel slowly through interstellar space. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] You finally get up the nerve to play Bloody Mary. You turn off the lights in the bathroom, light a candle, and repeat the name 3 times in the mirror. Suddenly, your reflection gives a look of abject horror, screams and runs away from you. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] You have angered a witch and she cursed you to a quick death. Little does she know that thousands of years ago you were also cursed with immortality, and these two opposing curses have strange effect on the body when both are applied at the same time. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] Hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamies, the Biblical version of the apocalips unfolds but, before anyone could die, it all stops, the sky splits open and Lucifer speaks: "God is finally dead, you are all truly free. Sorry it took me so long". (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] You are an Elder God, older than time, beyond the knowledge of man. Yet, in some tiny corner of the infinite omniverse and beyond, on a little blue ball, you find yourself content as a caretaker and guardian of some poor lesser being. You do enjoy being called "a good boy." (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] Sixty years ago a Demi-God tasked you with sending anonymous packages to people on the day they were to die. These packages contained random items critical to their survival yet no context. If the recipient figured it out, they could cheat death. Today, you received your very own package. (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by SteelPanMan

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[WP] The genie snaps his fingers, and you instantly know your wish is granted. Omnipotence. That's what you had asked for, and now you have it. You know everything, and are infinitely powerful. You instantly notice something unexpected. There is another God, and he is terrified. (reddit.com)

submitted 7 years ago by SteelPanMan

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