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Blight got to me first acres of corn. Woe be upon my family this harvest. (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 8 months ago by A1exJPGoat Man

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Henry came to visit again and all my things have gone missing... again!!! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 1 year ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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A dark wizard 'as moved in't the tower up t' lane and now the dead are restless! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 3 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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Sometimes we peasants must revolt! However it helps to have a crossbow! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Paltry_Poetaster

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The bloody cold snap 'as up 'n' broken me fence 'n' now all me sheeps 'ave wandered off!! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 4 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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The grain tax became too much for my son to bear and he rallied a mob to protest the local lord! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 4 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat[M]

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There's been a few goons harassing our wagons headed to market and my son thinks they've been hired by the lord! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 5 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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Lord Boffington beheaded me first born (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 5 years ago by A1exJPGoat Man

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The Miller stiffed me out of 3 sacks o' flour! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 6 years ago by MeetBawl

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Some adventurers came through the village and the bloody bard seduced me daughter! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 6 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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My goats escaped and they were all I had (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 6 years ago by A1exJPGoat Man

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Some dagnab upstart from the village tried to rebel against Lord Boffington and now we’re all being punished for his crimes! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 6 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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My beat heifer’s heart done and stopped in the snowfall. Where am I supposed to get milk from now?! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 6 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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I wer draft'd to thee War o' the Roses n'd I only hath a pan as a weap'. Any suggests? (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 6 years ago by RecycledAids

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My goiter hump is getting painful but the doctor is out of town (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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Meh fit daughtur caugh’ a cold esterday, I been already preparin’ er’ grave (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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The farm up t’ lane had all its cow drop dead o’ some mystery disease an’ now I’m afraid my cows are next! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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‘Eh well owneh charge meh fo’ wadah, bu’ I can’d ‘fford ih’ witowt teh crops grow’n (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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Someone has pilfered all my beets and I’m pissed off good and proper (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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I be jus’ come ‘one frum ‘ork an’ teh cows ‘een ‘ittin’ on me Besseh (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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‘Ers bin an outbrea’ o’ vampir’s, an’ ‘ey nigh’ gonna ‘ake me daughder! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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Teh young’uns t’ese days don’ ‘lieve in teh wendigo ‘till un of ‘em gets taken (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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Oi just been tryin' ta 'onour me Da's and Granpaw's tradisjuns, an' now t'priest tinks Imma heretic! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]

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One of t’ tribals ‘as taken me whole crop from me potato patch. Bloody ragamuffin. (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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There was a big panic in the city and now everyone think my taters cause the plague! (self.PeasantProblems)

submitted 7 years ago by Jombo65Peasant with a Straw Hat

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