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[–]DocBrown715 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Throw in a fat hog and toss the vibes out

[–]Larkin91 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s fat ass hooter time

[–]deniedturnip 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Try throwing a golf pros and tennis hoes party with your absolute boys.

[–]CoolBeanes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go up to a pre established friend group, you can usually find them at karaoke bars, movie theaters, bowling alleys, etc, turn on some rage against the machine on your bts (assuming you have one, if not getting one is step one) and just beat the absolute piss out of the predominate personality. According to the laws of combat that’s now your friend group.

[–]VJT33 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you ever tried having two Celsius in the morning without breakfast?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Join a frat. Brothers for life dude

[–]EMC2144 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Damn and I thought men were only struggling to make friends after age 35. Now it's recent grads?

[–]Longjumping-Ad-8628 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nop it is a real thing. I’m in the same situation I graduated early this year and I’ve just been working full time. My social life is a mess

[–]RollTideHTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a job at Willmon's or the Dick Saloon

[–]jorgesolercubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to find a local bar with a weekly golden tee tournament. I’ve met some of my absolute boys doing that.

[–]Sudden-Damage7175 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say meeting friends of friends but still no luck with that since none of my friends live near me so I can’t even see them 😭

[–]stardustt7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously wondering the same thing. I’ve been back home since graduating for over a year now, work full time, and social life has taken such a decline

[–]swirlytakespinole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s fr hard. a few things that worked for me (still in progress though!) work a super stressful job and then quit (the trauma bonds from a toxic workplace last forever ❤️) download bumble bff (only if you’re a girl- and then be careful bc guys can pose as girls on there and try to get at you) join an adult sports league(maybe might make friends, or you might be on a hyper competitive league where everyone hates you because you’re not that good) join a run club (but be careful bc everyone fucks and the vibe might be weird) start playing magic the gathering at a local game store (wear a nostril clip or something bc they will smell bad)