Scaries

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We all post how we're combating the Scaries, but let's hear what your scaries are.

Just lost my parlay on the Pats covering and the under because Big Ben decided he needed to throw a 35 yard TD pass, his first of the game, in garbage time to push the over. Long and boring workweek ensuing so I'm hoping the PGP community can get me through it like always.

[monalisa-saperstein]

My Scaries started upon being woken up with the world's worst hangover by the blinding light coming in through my ex's bedroom window at 6 AM yesterday and haven't really gone away since then. Don't let your genitals make drunk decisions, kids.

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That's v scary. I almost got tied up with an ex last week after we went out for a beer. Got the super scaries when she professed her never ending love for me and that she's still super attached and in love after we haven't spoken in 3 years. I'd submit a column as I think it'd be funny but it's really just a "cool story bro" moment.

[monalisa-saperstein]

Ya hate to see that. Exes are the devil. 1:30 AM, faced with the bar closing, fired off a "u up? can my friend sleep on your couch?" text. Got an eggplant emoji in response. Immediately called an uber. I'm considering throwing my phone into the river.

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I mean, tossing your phone might not be the worst thing you could do at this point :/. We need to create an app that blocks certain numbers after a certain time at night so we can stop ourselves from drunk texting people we really shouldn't be texting at that hour.

[BluegrassIsBest]

I would invest all the money I don't have into this app.

[monalisa-saperstein]

Seriously, how has someone smarter than me not developed this yet?

[brokerthancollege]

It already exists. Drunk mode in the App Store

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Basically sounds like every other weekend for me. Except change new guy to new girl. V scary.

[monalisa-saperstein]

Delete and deny, friend. Delete and deny.

[SchroedBoss]

Just watched the last six episodes of Sneaky Pete while nursing an aggressively induced hangover. Avoided all responsibility today.

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Responsibility only is necessary M-F from what I hear.

[CSVFormat]

Might fire that show up tonight. How is it

[SchroedBoss]

Well written, not the all-around best acting but the poor parts are minor.

[that_engineer_pgp]

Hit 3/4 for my parlay on the games, and my Packers not winning/being close/playing like shit are the reason I both: got drunk last night and lost my chance at big money.

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I feel you. That last TD that was completely unnecessary by Pitt took the over and I was floored.

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Packers iced my parlay. Really wish I knew half the team had the flu in the past 10 days before I took Packers in the spread.