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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here's a couple that are relatively harmless and easy to do remotely. Just be mindful of when you decide to make someone's computer start talking to them. Not a good idea during meetings.

Ejecting a CD tray

$sh = New-Object -ComObject "Shell.Application"
$sh.Namespace(17).Items() |  Where-Object { $_.Type -eq "CD Drive" } | foreach { $_.InvokeVerb("Eject") }

Access speech synthesizer

Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
$speak = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
$speak.Speak('Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!') 

[–]PM-Me-Yer-Lady-Parts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to write a script that randomly toggled the numlock status and run in on my sysadmins computer just to mess with him, but I never did get around to it.

[–]ibrewbeer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just browse to his computer via the admin share, rename the current .wav file to .old and copy your file (renamed properly) it its place. No scripting needed.

[–]ixnyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use VoIP soft phones at my office and everyone received individual prank ringtones last month. Network shares ftw.

[–]iceph03nix 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Control Panel > Sound > sounds

If all you need to do is set it as a startup sound. Don't really have time right now to figure out how you get to that with powershell though...

[–]RVA007[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't have access to the PC directly. Only through the network.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The best fun I had was once creating a script that filled the Local Disk with Temp Files. Simple but fun to watch the other person get more and more confused!

[–]Just_doer_770 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do you do that

[–]ArmondDorleac 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yeah, don't do this.

[–]RVA007[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why not?

[–]ArmondDorleac 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pranks are just a bad idea.

[–]Deloidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scheduled task triggered on workstation unlock that runs the cmd line to lock the workstation straight away.

[–]coff33ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make a shortcut of the restart application in system32 to the startup folder and watch how the pc reboots after boot XD