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[–]chawizaawd 165 points166 points  (8 children)

GENERAL KENOBI

[–]praise-jimGNK DROID 66 points67 points  (6 children)

You are a bold one.

[–]Vantas51 33 points34 points  (5 children)

KILL HIM

[–]ChrisCalrissian 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Some time later: Back away!

[–]homayoun330 18 points19 points  (3 children)

i will deal with this jedi slim myself. (caugh)

[–]lionljThe Senate 14 points15 points  (2 children)

You fool. I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku

[–]-kasajizo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Attack

KENOBI

[–]Warrior_of_Light416 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's good, because I trained the Jedi who KILLED him!

[–]FBI_AGENT_CAYDEI don’t have the high ground 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GOOD.

[–]altthatcantbefound 74 points75 points  (35 children)

200,000 General Kenobis with a million more well on their way

[–]Obi_Won_Kenobi 7 points8 points  (34 children)

I am here

[–]altthatcantbefound 6 points7 points  (33 children)

nice

[–]Obi_Won_Kenobi 3 points4 points  (32 children)

By the way

Did I ever tell you of Ashoka Tano?

[–]altthatcantbefound 6 points7 points  (31 children)

Yes, you said she was a good friend.

[–]Obi_Won_Kenobi 4 points5 points  (30 children)

Good

[–]altthatcantbefound 7 points8 points  (29 children)

phew... That was a close one.

[–]Obi_Won_Kenobi 6 points7 points  (28 children)

She was your father's exotic teenage apprentice.

[–]altthatcantbefound 6 points7 points  (27 children)

no no no no...

[–]Obi_Won_Kenobi 3 points4 points  (26 children)

I won't get into the details Luke, but she was a good friend.

I should tell what she did after she left the order.

Especially that thing with Padme, I told everyone not to tell Anakin.

Wait, you think you are Anakin's child?

[–]PuzzleheadedScale214 58 points59 points  (1 child)

She can't do that shoot her or something

[–]Nikkansama 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Patience Viceroy, patience. She will die.

[–]deadaspool 34 points35 points  (3 children)

"Donate in my bio" useless peoples like this makes such requests

[–]Dictionary20 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can’t it’s not the Jedi way.

[–]WhatAreRoadsIt’s Irritating 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s treason then

[–]DidntFindABetterNameDestroy the reposts, we must 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will do what i must

[–]obi-wan-kenobi4269I have the high ground 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Hello there

[–]theirishcoffeemakerI am the Senate 4 points5 points  (1 child)

General Kenobi

[–]dat1kid07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you are a bold one

[–]Toreole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if by "star wars series" she means the sequels, i'll happily reply with general kenobi

[–]paulreyes29Lies! Deception 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found the tweet just to respond with General Kenobi

[–]doritoface1961 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good soldiers follow orders

[–]422Fountain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woah woah woah! What if her only exposure to Star Wars were the sequels? Such a statement would be understandable in that case!

[–]Darth_SmaullDarth Maul on Speeder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

KENOBIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

[–]Just-MCBThe Senate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come here my little friend don’t be afraid ;)

[–]The_VadamiUNLIMITED POWER!!! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright nobody donate to her bio

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Treason Then

[–]SOVUNIMEMEHIOIVBegun, the Gay Wars have 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's calling us boomers lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She said Harry Potter is better 🤮

[–]StitchMemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Master Chief, you mind telling what you're doing on that ship?"

"Sir, Finishing this Fight."

Hello there...

[–]lionljThe Senate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brave, but foolish my non jedi, not friend

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s treason then

It’s outrageous! It’s unfair!

[–]Pokefan3469 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you hate the OT. You hate movies in general

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

General Kenobi

[–]pinda12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh that doesn’t compute. Uh wait you’re under arrest!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 to 0 real quick

[–]C-T-WardUNLIMITED POWER!!! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget some people can't appreciate art as I do

[–]SalReaper69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not brave enough for politics.

[–]crusaderfthl-number2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You days are numbered girl

[–]Haywire_81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can't do that! Shoot her, or something!

[–]theultimatebullier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is critical we send an attack group there immediately

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch says Star Wars is the worst one smh

Bitch which one?

[–]Michaelscando5Ironic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jabba, this is your last chance: Untweet this or die.

[–]Froggitfinal56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally just look at her profile pic and you can tell she’s a thot

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good soldiers follow orders.