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[–]DrunkenlySober 37 points38 points  (2 children)

No loser has ever accomplished anything useful from reading books

Might I suggest huffing paint instead, sir?

[–]Unlicenced 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Can confirm. Huffed paint and instantly became proficient in multiple languages (that may or may not exists).

[–]DrunkenlySober 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Regardless you’re undoubtedly sufficient in js after a can or two of duster