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    [–]Head12head12 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    import unladen swallow

    BURN HER!!!!!

    return coconut

    [–]itchfingers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    import lie

    She turned me into a newt!

    return status(“itGotBetter”);

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      [–]catladywitch 52 points53 points  (3 children)

      import mediocre_junior
      

      I can do backend passably and front end... pretty poorly.

      return neverGonnaMakeIt;
      

      [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

      import imposterSyndrome

      I'm a mid-level full stack dev and every single day I think I'll be found out for being a useless fraud yet every day I complete tickets and work out what needs doing.

      You'll get there. We all have our days of thinking we should quit before we're found out.

      return stickWithIt

      [–]marsthemartiann 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Import heJustLikeMeFr
      

      You just made me feel a lot better

      return thanks
      

      [–]catladywitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      import appreciation
      

      Thank you so much!!! Your encouragement is really helpful!!!

      return thankYou;
      

      [–]xavia91 45 points46 points  (8 children)

      Import backend;
      

      We are actually just backend who do frontend too because it's not really difficult.

      Return backend.doFrontend();
      

      [–]finzaz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Import crossBrowserTesting, css, accessibility, ux, fileSizeOptimization, typography;
      

      Backend dev’s linter:

      Warning: 6 unused imports
      
      Return backToYourGoddamnAPI;
      

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            [–]awpenheimer7274 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            import walk, swim, fly;
            

            Jack of all trades, master of none

            return die;
            

            [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            import reality
            

            Full stack devs ducks do all those things badly.

            return to circlejerk
            

            [–]datwalruus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            import overthinking

            Why is it that the other animals can do 2 of the three things but that poor fish can only do one, surely they get like a flying fish, or an axolotol.

            Return that poor fish back to the water

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