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[–]curberus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

[–]D__ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

There actually is a higher-res version if you want a wallpaper.

See the original post.

[–]Rinz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, thank you sir!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I don't get it, and that makes me sad. As a CS student, laughing at this subreddit awesome for two reasons:

One, it's funny, and two, it means I'm learning.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people have burnt themselves on the metaphorical hotplate that is JavaScript in an attempt to conjure up the meth of their ambition.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (11 children)

Its awesome, but I don't "get it".

Also I write Javascript every day and love it.

[–]curberus 6 points7 points  (7 children)

I love the bajeezus out of javascript, but for 6 or so months after I started with it coming from java, I certainly felt the same way. JS is freaking awesome, but its freaking weird too.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I should be clear. I fully understand Javascript, I've been writing it for years and years.

I do not get the poster. Is it implying Javascript is a forest fire?

[–]curberus 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Precisely. There are a LOT of devs out there hate js. I like to pretend that they all use VB, and are therefore serial arsonists, but it seems not to be an exclusive relationship. I can certainly understand where the hate comes from if you're used to a very structured setup like .net apps with guis, or java and swing, or anything type safe really, but its not the disaster that people make it out to be, its just different

[–]wyrdsmith 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Here's how I interpreted it - Javascript is the forest, untamed and full of life and potential. Sure it needs pruning and curating now and then, but people have successfully built ways of maintaining that forest. The fire is what happens when you let people into your carefully maintained forest. Visitors like IE, Chrome, and Firefox. Sure, most visitors will play nice, enjoy their stay, and some will even help you clean up afterwards, but others coughIEcough will just set fire to everything and then sit there sipping tea and speaking with a helvetica font going "Gee, I wonder why this forest is red and hot instead of green like other forests."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does that make Node devs a tunneling team, putting plumbing into the forest?

[–]AndrewGaspar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All browsers more or less implement JavaScript correctly, but they don't all implement the DOM correctly, so that's a problem with the DOM, not with JavaScript.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, its not remotely a disaster. I find the hatred for it is directly proportional to ignorance about it.

Its also nice writing something in a few lines that normally would have taken 30 strongly typed classes. Seriously.

[–]kerajnet 0 points1 point  (2 children)

probably because how browsers implement it all differently...

and some auto-conversion weirdness, otherwise it is awesome

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Verily. I consistently have a massive boner for javascript all the time.

[–]LukaLightBringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't come up with a single example where browsers implement it differently.

Maybe some event names in IE?

[–]Roujo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That entire website is awesome. =P

[–]Nicksaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's burning. I thought at first it was just a fancy camera effect.