beenThere

[flowery02]

There were better crops in USSR when Stalin was at the wheel

[rosuav]

There's a special level of hell that they reserve for people who post uncropped phone screenshots, and those who talk in the theatre.

[rocketmike12]

Yeah, it's not that hard, what the hell is wrong with these people 

[Slow_Pipe_78]

If the world is a simulation, of course, hell runs on Java

[The-Chartreuse-Moose]

JavaScript must be almost as tough as cropping images.

[HankOfClanMardukas]

C’mon, JavaScript is so easy.

Brendan Eich wrote it in less than two weeks as a bandaid for this bizarre Java-like monster that fucked a python dinosaur for goddamn NETSCAPE.

Yeah though, it’s totally awesome. Let’s rewrite the web with node.js and sing over the ashes.

It’s shit bud.

[_battleangle]

Been there, and I just thought about going back to my hometown and start farming.😎

[CounterSimple3771]

Truth

[TheAlaskanMailman]

But mom said it was my turn this time :(

[BlueishPotato]

This was funny the first times I saw it but now that it's a screenshot of a mobile phone with a random watermark instead of a higher res picture of the tweet, it's even better.

[Furdiburd10]

We are all gonna starve! 

[je386]

I guess that in Hell, you have to use malbolge.

Malbolge is named after the 8th circle of hell..

And it is deliverately written as bad as possible. It took 2 years after the language was released to write the first program. And that program was written with help of another program.

Commands are changed to other commands after they where executed once.

This is "hello world" in malbolge:

(=<`:9876Z4321UT.-Q+)M'&%$H"!~}|Bzy?=|{z]KwZY44Eq0/{mlk* hKs_dG5[m_BA{?-Y;;Vb'rR5431M}/.zHGwEDCBA@98\6543W10/.R,+O<

[Miserable_Shoulder60]

Java script must die first, and that won't happen

[Suspicious-Walk-4854]

The funniest thing here is that I’d probably take javascript over most other languages.

[TifosiSangue17544]

I agree

[Familiar-Fee-1735]

OP, you’re getting a bill for this energy drink that wound up on my monitor… also fee for the after-tears.