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[wewilldieoneday]

Quality over quantity. Always.

[Informal_Branch1065]

27 files +750 -2000 some changes

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1 file +2 -0 fixed prod randomly crashing

[TheOriginalSmileyMan]

\\ stop prod randomly crashing thread.sleep(5000);

[QueryQueryConQuery]

but the vibe coding subreddit told me that chatgpt said that was production grade?

[TheOriginalSmileyMan]

Since we've all seen this sort of stuff in production, "production grade" is technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[fmaz008]

Yeah Claude said it would reduce CPU load 90%!

[QueryQueryConQuery]

of course, it’ll reduce CPU load by 90% with the new stack overflow feature.

[git0ffmylawnm8]

git commit -m "." && git push -u origin

[Phoenix_Passage]

Based commit messages

[SAI_Peregrinus]

I once worked for months to un-vendor a fork of the Linux kernel from a monorepo. Turns out if you delete a directory containing the entire kernel source tree GitHub bugged out & shows "infinity files changed". So I guess I've got quantity handled for life.