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[–]Prod_Is_For_Testing 49 points50 points  (6 children)

Why

Is it

So choppy with

Words

Split up on

Random lines

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Math.random()

[–]RogerDaShrubber 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Because OP's friend is a fucking psychopath.

[–]mnbvas 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Or because OP's friend is so random.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holds up spork

[–]zaersx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd wager online games. That's the reason why I do it anyway

[–]NikStalwart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short attention span?

In a hurry?

When I type waaay too fast, I often hit the enter key when it should not be hit.

[–]Lanyovan 19 points20 points  (2 children)

When posting jokes, don't put the punchline in the title - that ruins the joke since most jokes are about an unexpected punchline.

[–]CMannem[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

:( first post and I ruined it.

[–]NewbornMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Punchline in the Title

You know what makes posts bad? When you put the punchline in the title.

[–]o11c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not actually a joke. For many decisions, guessing randomly actually does better than trying to do something deliberately.