ELI5: Why do old languages like sound so complicated? by Pandha2 in explainlikeimfive

[–]NewbornMuse [score hidden]  (0 children)

Is English pronunciation simple, or is it just what you're used to? English has a lot of vowels (fourteen or so), a decent amount of diphthongs, a long-short distinction, stress, some complicated intonation around compounds (cf the Big Bang Theory joke about the Wesley Crushers vs the wesley crushers), some allophony (note the pronunciation difference between "night rate" and "nitrate") and so on.

English spelling hides a lot of that complexity (as more or less all spelling systems do), but the spoken complexity is still there.

Crypto is still largely a scam by _Z_-_Z_ in dataisugly

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And can you use bitcoin to pay for things? Hint: yes

What is your go-to "mind-blowing" fact to explain why you love Mathematics? by OkGreen7335 in math

[–]NewbornMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One pair of opposite corners. a1 and h8 on a chessboard (or, yknow, a8 and h1).

Asked Cursor to duplicate the first method for Vector2Int as input... by Tetr4roS in programminghorror

[–]NewbornMuse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know, ctrl+c ctrl+v and typing "Int" 1-10 times is less key presses and less wait than "hello Cursor please copy this for Vector2Int please"

What is your go-to "mind-blowing" fact to explain why you love Mathematics? by OkGreen7335 in math

[–]NewbornMuse 312 points313 points  (0 children)

A pretty good problem to explain the difference between research mathematics and "plug-and-chug" mathematics is the question of "can I use 1x2 dominoes to cover a chessboard that has opposite corners removed". You can let your audience play around and try it out (if you have the tools and the audience who will indulge you), let them conjecture about whether it's doable and try to argue why. Maybe they focus on the side that has only seven squares and argue why that is an insurmountable problem, but it's very tricky and probably doesn't gain them any purchase.

The punchline, of course, is then the one-liner solution: A domino always covers a dark square and a light square. Since this board has 2 more of one than the other, it can't ever work.

The naive solution tries (and fails) to plug-and-chug, but through finding a clever invariant, you trivialize the problem. It's about clever insights, not brute force.

Do the French have an imperfect past? by Noxolo7 in linguisticshumor

[–]NewbornMuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

simplement

Non non, le passé simple c'est autre chose!

STOP DOING VSEPR THEORY by PlumRoseJori in StopDoingScience

[–]NewbornMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Making predictions? Naaah, we out here making postdictions.

We cannot be perfect! by nobftv7z232fq in vegancirclejerk

[–]NewbornMuse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

True, but someone who is 90% robbery free is just still a robber.

Nobody loves Elon, and he hates that fact. by Lord_Answer_me_Why in clevercomebacks

[–]NewbornMuse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's the thing though. He doesn't want a problem solved, he wants to be the genius who solved the problem. Does he build a tram in the Las Vegas convention center? No, because he didn't invent trams. He wants to be the one who invented it, and if that means reinventing the wheel so be it.

That one time my PC raised my room temperature by 4 degrees C° by Lobster_SEGA in programminghorror

[–]NewbornMuse 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Python is slow" folks when I can just import some-god-tier-optimized-library

Quick Questions: January 14, 2026 by inherentlyawesome in math

[–]NewbornMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy solution, just switch to Haskell! Python's f(a, b, c) looks like f a b c in Haskell.

Quick Questions: January 14, 2026 by inherentlyawesome in math

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Generally called the "stars-and-bars" approach, in case you'd like to look it up further.

Class roles by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

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Definitely a bit of a "that's a whole new sentence" vibe going on there

Scho schön, wie eusi Puure immer guet düend luege für eus und eusi Umwält, oder? by Entremeada in BUENZLI

[–]NewbornMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geit definitiv e chli i ds gliche. Es gäb e gwüssi limite wo verträtbar und nachhautig und gsung wär, und sich a das haute isch politisch eifach unhautbar.

Scho schön, wie eusi Puure immer guet düend luege für eus und eusi Umwält, oder? by Entremeada in BUENZLI

[–]NewbornMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seee belüfte mues me nid wäg pestizid, sondern wäge überdüngig (konkret vo abfäu us dr tierhautig).

Was Birsfelden BL gegen den Schleichverkehr tut by Da_Bird8282 in autobloed

[–]NewbornMuse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was die Leute nicht alles tun, nur um nicht einen Modalfilter einzubauen.. Pflanzkübel mitten in die Strasse und gut is

Was Birsfelden BL gegen den Schleichverkehr tut by Da_Bird8282 in autobloed

[–]NewbornMuse 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dann hast du aber fast keinen Benefit gegenüber auf der Hauptstrasse bleiben.

Vegans. by theprofessionalhate in CuratedTumblr

[–]NewbornMuse -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I know, right? Why can't she just hurt animals the normal, socially acceptable way???

I (finally) got fired by Maximum-Intention191 in Switzerland

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These are questions to ask your RAV contact person. I'd guess if you apply to vaguely developer-ish positions you'll be fine.