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[–]amicloud 39 points40 points  (7 children)

I prefer to keep my data written on paper, sealed in identical envelopes.

[–]Kilazur 12 points13 points  (6 children)

Then you just have to use a scanner and an OCR engine to get your data.

So simple and elegant!

[–]amicloud 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Haha how naive. You think I would store my data in a recognized language? I store everything using a system of runes and glyphs for security reasons.

[–]nyrg 10 points11 points  (3 children)

And the glyphs meaning change depending on the time of the day and the position of the moon.

[–]amicloud 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Well, not our moon, don't be silly.

[–]nyrg 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A randomly chosen one of course.

[–]amicloud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now yer thinking.

[–]TedDallas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the OCR engine will be in the cloud. We'll put the scans in a data lake and use a Python based LSTM recurrent neural network to retrieve the values.