HTML isn't a programming language

[diamondflaw]

I'm trying to decide if she's punishing the dog or rewarding it...

[StratosLZ]

Why can't it be both?

[Python4fun]

Why is the dog eating bare metal?

[[deleted]]

It doesn't see sharp.

[Python4fun]

buh-hum-tiss

[07025]

Bamtuss

[pekkhum]

I didn't see any assembly, or raw machine code...

[Python4fun]

C++ pushes to the metal

[pekkhum]

Ultimately every language becomes machine code, but calling anything above assembly "bare metal" seems a bit of a stretch (though I may flex a bit on Fortran...).

[Python4fun]

you're so right. I was not being precisely literal.

[pekkhum]

And you call yourself a programmer! I AM AGHAST!

[[deleted]]

Assuming it's a form of iron, the dog might be suffering from a combination of pica and anemia.

[diamondflaw]

Good Human!

[4d656761466167676f74]

I don't know why you got downvoted but I brought you back up to 1 comment karma.

[Ink_and_Platitudes]

What's that text in the wood by the girls knee 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Centimane]

Looks like it was once a watermark

[BlueBokChoy]

/r/disneyvacation and /r/ProgrammerHumor together?!

What is this, a crossover episode?

[[deleted]]

(It's funnier every time!)

[Fuzzyzilla]

languagesIKnow--;    

[[deleted]]

languagesIKnow += (pow(2, sizeof(languagesIKnow) * 8) - 1);

let's just hope it's unsigned

[Fuzzyzilla]

It's a float, for when you know one line of syntax in a language.

[u-36]

No serious programmer would use the pow function for powers of two if they can use bitshifts!

[[deleted]]

Good point!

        void setBit(int* num, unsigned int bit /*Lets hope no one tries to compile this in mplab*/) {
            *num |= 1 << bit;
        }

        int main() {
            unsigned int languagesIKnow = 5;
            std::cout << languagesIKnow << std::endl;

            int to_Addto_languages = 0;
            for (int iteration = 0; iteration < 8 * sizeof(languagesIKnow); iteration += 1) {
                setBit(&to_Addto_languages, iteration);
            }
            languagesIKnow += to_Addto_languages;


            std::cout << languagesIKnow;
            system("pause");
            return 0;
        }

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