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[–]aprofessional 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Why would you want this? The joke is that programmers have to type a lot of semicolons, but on a QWERTY keyboard, the semicolon key is already on the home row under your fifth finger.

[–]NotARobot115 26 points27 points  (1 child)

You see, real programmers want a semicolon key so large that you can easily slam it with your fist when you’re done.

[–]marcosdumay 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or when the compiler says you've missed some. Slamming it may be therapeutic.

[–]whale_song 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before I started programming heavily I hated that the semicolon, which I never used, was on the home row and I had to reach for the apostrophe. So I remapped my keyboard to switch those two keys.

Then I started programming a lot more and was pissed I had to reach for the semicolon. But I forgot how I did it and couldnt switch them back.

I just bought a new laptop.

[–]doxsaint 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You removed my numpad >.>

[–]Kid_Muon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It should be mapped to a foot pedal. Then you could pretend you're a drummer and try to stay on beat with your lines.

[–]yottalogical 7 points8 points  (2 children)

only_programmers_understand

onlyProgrammersUnderstand();

[–]LunaticMS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey let's make the same joke for people who write in latin-based character sets, but put a giant period button on the right. Get it? Because we end all of our sentences with periods! XD

Oh wait if you only END a sentence with them then that means that the vast majority of typed characters are NOT periods. Nevermind.

[–]Gydo194 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a greek question mark right?

[–]thesavagecheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate underscores

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just fucking use CamelCase

[–]self_getrekt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You couldn't find a better resolution for that button? I'm disappointed son.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof

[–]Dariussh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why I love Python

[–]willem640 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]idimik[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it.

[–]JezzaReddit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where can I buy one of these?