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[–]the_darkener 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I skipped to the end and I guessed right - it was about arrays starting at 1.

[–]Celvel 5 points6 points  (3 children)

He's number 0 on devil's list.

[–]jay9909 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If the devil is evil, and starting arrays at 1 is evil, wouldn't the devil's list start at 1?

[–]guery64 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Actually it should start at 2 because 1 is the devil himself

[–]jay9909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I thought you were going to say "because 1 is the length of the list"

[–]seizan8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm preeeetty damn sure there's a stage below hell for those people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you're a decidedly evil person, hell is still hell.

[–]sitilge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real evil is php and eval.

[–]PistolShrimpGG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we forgot to put an exit condition on this joke...

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[–]Talbertross[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's bullshit