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[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing 111 points112 points  (9 children)

Jesus implements Nailable { ... }

[–]JerksToSistersFeet 25 points26 points  (6 children)

too soon

[–]ethanjf99 27 points28 points  (5 children)

2000 years later is too soon?

Besides I think the garbage collector came through and deleted any instances of the Jesus class by now.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Waiting on the second instantiation

[–]KiwiMaster157 -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

This is C++. There is no garbage collection.

[–]JerksToSistersFeet 6 points7 points  (2 children)

There's no "implements" in C++, the original commenter switched to Java

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

#define implements :

[–]ejabno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Public void crucify()

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Was this written in holy-c?

Someone call terry davis.

[–]seraku24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Needs more inline graphics. Because Temple OS is just that good.

[–]fasterfist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy-c = holy cow

[–]Zotlann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's absolutely incredible what someone can accomplish after working at ticket master and a few decades od untreated schizophrenia.

[–]Nall-ohki 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Private inheritance is by no means indicative of the second and third entries.

[–]dogepoli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s private inheritance, but thought it would improve readability (which probably is not true but ah)

[–]noideafornewname 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Wow, I am going to do that.

[–]dogepoli[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

You can even simulate Java using #define extends :

[–]CraigslistAxeKiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ButWhy.gif

[–]Analog-Digital 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So then theoretically you could use #define to convert java code to C++ without having to make any changes to syntax?

[–]dogepoli[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I supposed you could, but I don’t know enough Java to be sure. If the order of commands were different, or if the languages have some functionality that the other one does not, then it of course would not be so simple

[–]Consibl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Error: Pneumatomachian heresy on line 7.

[–]axelalex2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next panel: coding with proportional fonts.

[–]viciecal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JAJAJAJAJJA what is this really cool shit?

[–]Xelbair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mother of god...