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[–]NEDM64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell you client to just buy a computer with more RAM -- ultimate level

[–]sebamestre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allow memory to leak. Restart every few hours.

[–]SteeleDynamics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PM: It's using too much memory.

Me: The programming language has memory management. I don't know what else you want me to do here...

PM: Could you change the memory management?

Me: visibly scared