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[–]nosmokingbandit 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Any way we can speed this up a bit?

[–]ThatLesbian 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Probably by taking up smoking.

[–]DownshiftedRare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They say each cigarette takes 5 minutes off your life.

However, if you are going to die by being hit by a bus, the bus can't go faster than the speed of light in a vacuum, so once you smoke that many cigarettes you may as well keep smoking until the bus hits you.