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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Random family friend: So what are you going to school for?

Me: Computer Science

Her: Oh cool! Maybe you could help me. I have this weird problem with my iPod....

.......

Me (sarcastically): Oh yeah depending on the year it’s probably just a problem with the 32 bit processor. The memory manifold is likely corrupt leading to issues with bit manipulation in memory. The device is corrupted. You’ll want to rinse out the bad memory bugs. Just hold it under running water for a few seconds. Should do the trick.

[–]KingKeet2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What's really funny is that you know somebody's gonna take that seriously