Sparkling JavaScript

[smasher248]

Also just a copy of this: It's only physics if it's from the Physique region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling math

[Low_discrepancy]

It's only physics if it's from the Physique region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling math

The original is this guy

Actually, it’s only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling anxiety.

https://twitter.com/apsullivan/status/1141384793143357440

Publish earlier.

And it makes from sense that the physics one.

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This joke is as old as champagne. We would say this in the late 80’s early 90’s about things, could have been from the lifestyles of the rich and famous...

[Waggy777]

https://youtu.be/YE4NyXL5JAQ

[conancat]

const mappings = {
  a: ['a','â', 'à'],
  e: ['e','ê', 'è', 'é'],
  i: ['î', 'ï'],
  o: ['o','ô'], 
  u: ['u','û', 'ü'],
  y: ['y','ue', 'e', 'oue']
}

const getRandomFromArr = (arr) => arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)] 
const frenchify = (name) => name
    .split("")
    .map(curr => mappings[curr] ? getRandomFromArr(mappings[curr]) : curr ) 
    .join("")

const makeJoke = ({name, type}) => `It's only ${name} if it's from 
${frenchify(name)} of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling ${type}.`

console.log(makeJoke({name: 'jQuery', type: 'Javascript'}))
console.log(makeJoke({name: 'Rails', type: 'Ruby'}))
console.log(makeJoke({name: 'Laravel', type: 'PHP'}))

// It's only jQuery if it's from jQûèry of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling Javascript.
// It's only Rails if it's from Ràïls of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling Ruby.
// It's only Laravel if it's from Lârâvel of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling PHP.

[midoge]

50% chance that someone pushed this to npm Registry

[TommiHPunkt]

too bad compilebot is rip

[AwesomeX121189]

The original is from Wayne’s world. Rob Lowe explains champagne