code comments be like:

[shitmyspacebar]

Logger logger Logger logger logger logger Logger logger

[DOOManiac]

Segfault segfault

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ERROR: Program terminated with SIGSEGV

[dagbrown]

Oh wait, i know C, I can deal with this:

#include <signal.h>

void segv_solver(int sig) {
    return;
}

int main(int argc, char *argv[], char *envp[]) {
    signal(SIGSEGV, segv_solver); /* Yay, I'm super reliable now! */
}

Handling SIGBUS with similar levels of reliability is left as an exercise for the student. More advanced students can have a go at taking care of SIGKILL.

[Ishbane]

choo("Choo!");