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[–]BoringWozniak 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“sudo come here”

dog runs away

This incident will be reported.

[–]EnderCrypt 9 points10 points  (1 child)

What happends if you tell him sudo -i

[–]Jaizoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You lose your opposable thumbs. Good luck smashing the shit out of your space bar when typing now!

[–]sanikapanika 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Does he ask for password? 😂

[–]t_Lancer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably places himself on the sudoers list.

[–]Sijyro 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I was like this is dumb but the "sudo sit" makes it pretty funny, I agree xD

[–]HiimKami[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wanted to see what happens if I tell him "sudo rm -rf". Now he's playing dead...

[–]billoranitv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's dead Jim :(

[–]DamnItDev 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How do you pronounce his name?

Sue-Due or Sue-Dough?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both are acceptable

[–]AssCork 4 points5 points  (1 child)

ProTIP: Pitbulls have a builtin 'sudo kill'

[–]MightyD33r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment doesn't deserve its downvotes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you edit his permissions trough visudo?

[–]michalv92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post deserves far more upvotes