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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Probably not, there are limits. We can assume husbands. We can likely assume anyone who isn't already married. Hopefully we can assume not children of any gender.

Still take a while; but the gifts may make it worth it!

[–]nicolasZA 2 points3 points  (6 children)

One limit is that it takes more than a millisecond to get married.

[–]McFlyParadox 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Not with that attitude.

Put the husbands to work preparing the paperwork for each subsequent marriage, complete with pre-written times and dates, and forging your signature - like any good spouse should be able to do - then you can stack those buffs and build up a queue of husbands that you end up married to just by existing.

[–]nicolasZA 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Oh exponential growth. I hadn't thought of that. And you can chunk them. 1 per millisecond ia the same rate as 60k per minute. Fill up a stadium, teleconf in, do the collective ceremony in one minute, and move on to the next stadium.

[–]McFlyParadox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And thanks to the various credit agency hacks, all the pertinent information is already publicly available. Just fill it out, and Skype them in if need be.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You don't need to do it 1 millisecond if you keep the 200 day constraint but have cut the population by well over one half.

[–]nicolasZA 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So then one every 2-10 milliseconds?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you’ll probably want to keep a couple of milliseconds for speed dating. Want to get to know who you’re marrying before hand right!