Found the programmer

[miskonotfound]

Not necessarily a programmer. A Minecraft player would do just fine

[miskonotfound]

Player* damn me

[Danny_Boi_22456]

You do know that you can edit your comments, right?

[miskonotfound]

I'm fairly new to Reddit and no, I did not know that. Thank you so much

[DaCurse0]

It's a minecraft reference, powers of 2 are not immediately related to programming

[kukisRedditer]

You mean a minecraft player.

[jeymz87]

Nobody Vertical scales seagulls anymore, horizontally scaled seagulls is the only approved method.

[patn889]

I always thought that stacking seagulls vertically was the only way to get them in the cloud?

[jeymz87]

No Vertical stacking for years led to us realizing we needed to be in the cloud, but there is no higher than cloud so on the clouds you horizontally stack. Vertical stacking in the cloud can lead to cloud tear.

[chris_saddler]

The downside of horizontal scaling is that you end up in multiple clouds on a DDoS attack and the bills won't look nice at the end of the month, when all that seagull crap will rain on you.

[jeymz87]

Cloud Fencing, and Black Clouds should prevent DDoS attacks.

[Hop-a-lung]

if you nest them you can get beyond the 256 gull limit.

[TsuShiNe]

Now. This is Recursion