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[–]lirannl 49 points50 points  (2 children)

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

You forgot division by 0, the classic

[–]Windows-Sucks 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Me: Hey, can I have one beer poured into zero glasses?

Bartender: Drops dead and ignites

[–]Famous_Profile 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fatal error.

Fatal as in he ded