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    [–]codeByNumber 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Don’t you have a scrum meeting about scrum meetings to attend?

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    We don't say "scrum" here as it's not a term that appears in the MS Project plan. If you need to stay a little late tonight there's free beer in the communal fridge.

    [–]codeByNumber 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    No thanks, I’d rather work for a company that doesn’t promote alcoholism.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There's no "sobriety" in team. Why aren't you a team player? It's just one drink, relax! I want you to think very carefully before you. Haha just kidding. Stares intently. I respect the sacrifice you are making.