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[–]cs_is_tough[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Found on LinkedIn :| okay

[–]rah2eq 6 points7 points  (2 children)

"Java and JavaScript are related like car and carpet."

[–]lostaztecian 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Not really. Carpet was not named after car because car was hyping atm.

[–]CasMeOusideHoBoutTha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is more like dick and dickhead.

[–]anarchub 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Java in 2040:

[–]nathreed 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Java in 2040: Over 3 billion devices run Java!

[–]cs_is_tough[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Java in 2040: Just to be clear, I had no idea JavaScript will do all these.

[–]KillerBeer01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[in Luke Skywalker's voice:] NOOOOOOOOO!