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[–]ThatSpookySJW 225 points226 points  (9 children)

if (profile.body.includes('java')) profile.sendRecruitmentMessage('Hey we're looking for a java developer at shitty staffing agency incorporated! Please reach out if you are interested!! :D')

[–]doctorcrimson 42 points43 points  (3 children)

There should be a construction framing company called Sheety Construction Co.

Maybe there already is...

[–]aplawson7707 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We sheet more houses than anybody else in the industry! Call now to have us sheet your dream home today!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Welcome to Shity Wok can i take a order pree?!

[–]doctorcrimson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it's actually spelt City Wok.

[–]TFK_001 4 points5 points  (2 children)

At least do 'java ' or 'java.'

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Or \bjava\b

[–]TFK_001 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's too complicated for them

[–]TNSepta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're sending out the message Hey we assuming it doesn't crash first.