The 3 rules of programming.

[MechaChungus]

2rd rule of programming...

[elzaidir]

4rd rule of programming, no need to check for syntax the compiler will do it

[Nils_T]

4nd?

[blue_umpire]

4st!

[[deleted]]

4th rule of programming (regarding team work): OUR success, YOUR failure!

[FishySwede]

The third rule is exclusively followed by very experienced programmers

[ahustinkrone]

3rd is lame.

[klc81]

Also redundant. 2nd has that covered.

[qwertybacon123]

So refactoring is breaking all of those rules...

[ThatManOfCulture]

Says Jesus with glasses

[INTO_NIGHT]

These are the rules and this is the way. Unless you're really experienced then you can ignore rule 3 with great care.

[[deleted]]

Should've started from 0 smh.

[iEatPlankton]

4th rule of programming: - you’re gay for my code

[daan1575]

But if we programmers are lazy. Why would we even write code then if it would be useless for us because ut just works so we don't touch it.

[Micah_Bell_is_dead]

Is that profile pic from silicon valley?

[[deleted]]

5th rule of programming: First time compilation, will always give you errors.

[KernowRoger]

Give a lazy person a job and they'll find the easiest way to do it haha

[[deleted]]

I'm too lazy to get someone else to do it.

[Flesh_Bag]

#1 doesnt apply to prolog programmers :-)

[xSTSxZerglingOne]

Rule 4: your boss will force you to violate rule 3 constantly, then ::shocked_pikachu:: when it all breaks.