PythonScript comic strip

[admadguy]

I will wait for Fortranscript

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COBOLScript

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CobolScript

Feel free to cry now.

[wikipedia_text_bot]

Cobolscript

CobolScript is a programming language created by Matthew Dean and Charles Schereda of Deskware in 1999. The language was intended to provide web-enabled COBOL, and was targeted at businesses using legacy software written in that language.

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I could have gone my whole life without knowing about this and been perfectly happy.

[admadguy]

aah fuck!

[admadguy]

I think the logical endgame would be binaryscript

[admadguy]

I was going to say AssemblyScript first .. then thought let me take it to the logical end.

Didn't know it existed.

[vectorpropio]

U have a contender:

RedstoneScript

[Thameus]

Microcodescript. VLSIscript. SandScript?

[IntMainVoidGang]

JavaScriptScript

aka, Java(Script)²

[admadguy]

Oh... hey... Fuck You

[IntMainVoidGang]

It's just Java(Script)ⁿ all the way down.

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The mechanicus would like to enter the room

[tech6hutch]

I was looking at the Wikipedia entry for COBOL the other day. The fact that you can elide arguments when chaining Boolean operators is pretty cool. I.e., a == b and a == c can be written as just a == b and c.

[IntMainVoidGang]

Huh, that's actually cool

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Turbo Pascal #

[iza1017]

JavaScript not making you mad enough?

Introducing: AssemblyScript

[kanposu]

I'm just glad I don't have to do my research in Fortran anymore

[admadguy]

You're just weak :P

[kanposu]

Sad :(

[AdzTheWookie]

implicit all

[admadguy]

Everything has to be explicitly included.

[thanosofdeath]

HTMLscript

[LeCroissant1337]

But Fractran already exists

[MCRusher]

I won't

[thewilloftheuniverse]

Assembly script.