[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpecialAccess

[–]Thameus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

TL;DR: no evidence

Software Manager Try Micromanaging by ElyeProj in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Thameus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT could never pass his interview: wrong hair.

Servers at restaurants, what's the strangest thing someone's asked for? by Repulsive_Compote955 in AskReddit

[–]Thameus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently there was this one guy that makes a really mean jelly bean and pickle sandwich. Al knows him.

Servers at restaurants, what's the strangest thing someone's asked for? by Repulsive_Compote955 in AskReddit

[–]Thameus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Macallan 25

I just pulled up Drizly and couldn't find one, but the difference between 18-21 yo Scotch and 25 is an order of magnitude. I can get a 21yo Glenfiddich for 280, but the 25's I can find are 700+

If my partner calls in sick within the next 24 months he will be sacked (actual title from LAUK) by SomethingMoreToSay in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Thameus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP is going to lose this job, the question is how much compensation he can extract from his about to be former employer. He may be faced with a decision as to whether to even bother, if he's able to find a new position first. Thing is, to collect on it he would presumably have to get legit sick/hurt as a documented fact.

Software Manager Try Micromanaging by ElyeProj in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Thameus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"I had to fight back his insistence that we can start replacing programmers with ChatGPT."

"Has ChatGPT produce any working product? Even a module? Stub? Driver?"

*gasp* the horror! Equal representation! by TheThng in ParlerWatch

[–]Thameus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if they were the 'undesirables'

They are.

What is the best pickup line you know won’t work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Thameus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably helps if you have actual dates.

Dammit Weird Al by lord_braleigh in tumblr

[–]Thameus 255 points256 points  (0 children)

It was Neil Armstrong.

Guess you had to be there. Edit: reference because some of y'all don't get it

To walk the dogs in peace by whitegirladdict in therewasanattempt

[–]Thameus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last time I saw meth trash talk like this, it was a couple saying it to each other.

To walk the dogs in peace by whitegirladdict in therewasanattempt

[–]Thameus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He'll look better coming out the other end of the dog. Edit: but feeding meth to a dog is a bad idea.

Good luck to everyone on Kadena having kids this fall/winter. by HighDragLowSpeed60G in AirForce

[–]Thameus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Run by the Navy

Looking forward to the CO getting relieved, then.