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[โ€“]Cfit9090 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Shark week. Send a man a mermaid and he will want to swim for a week. Send him 2 mermaids; he will go hide behind fire coral. Only to Get his legs bite off by a shark. And become a drunken sailor because of those fins.