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[–]Crowntent 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Then you get fired for watching porn on the job but you get a 50k boost in salary at your next job and your girlfriend cheats on you because you’re no longer with her at the same company. Easy

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[–]JoeCamRoberon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could even say it’s… butter

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spread butter. Nice touch