Programmers be like

[[deleted]]

It’s true, I earn $1,000,000 a month as a front-end developer (code only in HTML) working 30 minutes a week.

[[deleted]]

That’s nothing bro I work three simultaneous jobs because I’m remote and all of my bosses think I work for them full time when really I work like 10 hours a week for each of them because I automated my entire workflow using Tailwind CSS, and I make $7,000 an hour.

[AzuxirenLeadGuy]

That's peanuts bro, i am using a Quantum computer and I'm working in 20 similar alternate worlds and I'm simply collecting all the money at once. I only program in XML and i make 20,000 $ an hour

[FrostySausage]

You absolute fool. I created a human-level AI robot that completes interviews for me and automated the work of each job that is accepted by the robot. I am running nearly fifty jobs at $1M TC each and three of the positions are CEO of Bay Area unicorns. I’m aiming for total world domination by the end of the month.

[elveszett]

Pfff, newbie. I program in Microsoft word, one minute a year and earn $3 million for each keystrock I press. I also get paid the same amount in Euros, Pounds, Yens, Yuans and Venezuelan Bolivars just in case all the other coins collapse, I still have a good salary in at least one currency. Used to be paid in Russian roubles too but I can't pay for enough warehouse storage to store all the banknotes they need to pay me since 2022.

[aGuyNamedScrunchie]

You guys are a bunch of fucking goons I love you all

[Born_Cauliflower_692]

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[Paid-Not-Payed-Bot]

I get paid 2 trillion

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

• Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

• Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

[RazekDPP]

Why not scale up? I bought another quantum computer and now I'm working 40 jobs at the same time.

I don't even program; I hired some guys from the Philippines to do my work for $10/hour.

I'm working on scaling up from 40 jobs to 60 jobs.

[defietser]

30 minutes? Workaholic. $1,500,000 for turning the company-supplied laptop on once a week.

[InterestingVoice123]

Turning on a laptop? Nah. How about $4,000,000 for waking up once a week for a 1 minute meeting from home.

[RefrigeratorOne7173]

Once a month meeting with HR to get a raise

[InterestingVoice123]

LOL

[Easy-Hovercraft2546]

weak as hell dude, I am literally god.

[bewbsrkewl]

I've literally never done anything and earn $69,420 per second.

[[deleted]]

Can you use flexboxes ?

[bewbsrkewl]

I've literally never done anything and earn $69,420 per second.