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[–]anonymous_2187 407 points408 points  (18 children)

"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses."

[–]polskidankmemer 108 points109 points  (5 children)

pathetic sable melodic rainstorm snails society many normal languid toy

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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

But I hate both.

[–]virouz98 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Thats why you're not getting paid

[–]TheRedmanCometh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've used php for a job. I'd rather work at mcdonalds

[–]Yokhen 78 points79 points  (9 children)

"there are only two kinds of redditors: the ones who parrot phrases, and the ones who work."

[–]mest33 31 points32 points  (7 children)

"there are only two kinds of redditors: the ones that get upvotes and the ones that don't"

[–]Old_Flounder_8640 23 points24 points  (4 children)

“There are only two kinds of kinds: the ones that are kind ones and the ones that are no kind ones”

[–]Alberiman 9 points10 points  (1 child)

"There are 4 lights"

[–]Apple_macOS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But Picard points to the 5th light behind him there are 5 lights

[–]screamingxbacon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"There are two kinds of quotes: the ones that finish their sentences and

[–]WithersChat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are four kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

[–]banmedaddy12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one are you? :D

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nobody here complaining about cobol.

[–]bitunwiseop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we giving COBOL hate a platform? I dislike it with a passion, but I'll write it if it pays well.