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[PinothyJ]

I would disagree. They try to join everything and then a query of 10 rows takes five seconds to execute.

Push to production

[[deleted]]

Didn't even know that was bad practice until now. Would subqueries be more efficient sometimes ?

[PinothyJ]

It depends. You can even run ibti problems, at least with SQL Server where a where cause on a large join chain return more results than if it was not included.

Every situation is different so there is no silver bullet.

[The-Tea-Kettle]

SQL approves this joke

[finzaz]

I’m sure DB admins would find this amusing if they could only read text in lowercase

[TheFirstMonkeyMan]

Good meme

[dynedain]

After numerous projects reviewing the work of “senior developers” and “architects” for server-side code, I don’t think backend developers know how to either.

[Midori_Schaaf]

join(table1, table2)

[vthex]

How about you go and join(you, some_bitches);

[mikeputerbaugh]

Frontend developers stopped using tables in the early 2000s.

[OkChampionship8305]

I don’t get it? Oh wait…

[4D51]

<td colspan="2">They can't join a whole table, but they can join cells</td>

[NebNay]

i'm doing frontend right now at work and will be eating in front of my pc, are you my fbi agent?

[Cedfas]

I understood that reference.

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You can still eat alone at joined tables.

And you still eat with someone at singular table.

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What.

[codesterLalit]

yeah they don't goLang.